I know this guy, he's a writer
or at least he claims to be.
We went to the same college
where he was introduced to me.
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You just never know, David! What's his name? Thoroughly enjoyed this humorous critique!
It's fictional, though at times I think I've felt like both sides of this poem.
Cleverly concocted Shakespeare mirror-image adversary. It's interesting that a lot of the characteristics you mention wouldn't get past an editor's desk today.