The Ideal Consumer Poem by DM W

I am immeasurably moved by McDonald's;
Particularly it's delicious milkshakes.
O I'm naturally inclined to Nando's.
And I am simply potty for Pepsi Cola.
I am besotted by Dolce & Gabbana.
And I'm addicted to Amazon and eBay.
Just like a magpie I collect shiny objects.
I always have to shop: constantly spend, spend, spend.
O yes I am the token consumer junkie:
A gift for all those involved in advertising.
Because I am really easy to hypnotise.
Because in truth I'm never ever satisfied.