The horrible duck teacher, a pain in the neck,
He was a vulture and sometimes took a peck,
When ducks were naughty there was a punishment,
His punishment was that he put ducks in a vent.
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add a sequel to this where the ducksattack the vulture and shove in the sea and drown him cos they can swin in the sea and ghe cant. but best one so far.