The Handbag Of No Return Comments

favorite lines so far: the chewing gum has got no clothes on the sewing kit without a purpose and the broken pen that lives in the corner the sticky plaster lived there even longer 'laying' should be 'lying'...........a common error i think. the tenna lady incase of leakage..................i'm afraid to ask! ! ! ! pants or panties aka nickers? ? the deodorant can with only one spray left......i got a little laugh from this one. i never use deodorant (anymore) ! but i shower once a day.............even if i don't need it. i too enjoyed the last line very much...........even though it should read staring. [for starring******: star stär/ verb gerund or present participle: ..........................*******starring 1. (of a movie, play, or other show) have (someone) as a principal performer. a film starring Liza Minnelli (of a performer) have a principal role in a movie, play, or other show. McQueen had starred in such epics as The Magnificent Seven (of a person) perform brilliantly or prominently in a particular endeavor or event. Vitt starred at third base for the Detroit Tigers 2. decorate or cover with star-shaped marks or objects. thick grass starred with flowers mark (something) for special notice or recommendation with an asterisk or other star-shaped symbol. the activities listed below are starred according to their fitness ratings - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - to MyPoemList only? one time i peeked into a woman's purse: to see if she really was taking The Pill. they were there, but i was so inexperienced that i don't think we needed any! bri :) :)

All sorts for sure, that is what we have. Such a beautiful handbag too. Great humour.

The long lost keys! ! Thanks for sharing this poem with us.

Oh yes, that bottomless pit, the abyss with the insatiable hunger for more, more more, loved the fresh humor.

The last line send me laughing too. Good ending!

At the end, the last line make me burst of laughing....it is a cheerful and humorous poem :) Thanks Annette

So true ! Lladies handbag can be stuffed like any thing to meet different emergencies.Such a lovely write! Enjoyed reading.

You need no lessons in writing, young lady! This is rally superb and had me in stitches. Are you sure it's a handbag and not Tardis? I think my biggest crime when I was young was to keep a slightly bitten into salt shortbread in my pocket for about six months. I was visiting my Aunt who had a big house in Pencaitland, just south of Edinburgh, and she produced these awful biscuits for Tea-time. I managed to distract her attention and slip one into my pocket. handbags are sacrosanctbut I'd love to delve into a few! This is not only very funny but good poetry too. It's going into my favourite poems list. Maybe one day I'll buy one and see how many items I can stuff into it! Tom

Hahahahaha....humorous..Great poem about simple things. Still smiling.

Wonderfully amusing poem, sounds like your handbag is like Doctor Who's Tardis.