The Hand! Poem by Shaun Cronick

Coming soon at a cinema near you! ...The Hand!
A tragic tall tale about a severed Hand.
A nun's Hand.
Lost in a tragic flower arranging accident,
On a beautiful, most glorious summer's day.
A Hand out for cold revenge!
A Hand seeking dark justice!
A Hand also chasing love and romance.
A tall tale with unicorns, cute pixies, Nazi agents,
Singing nuns, Indian princesses, Russian mobsters, single gloves,
Murder, more murder, flower arranging, corrupt politicians,
Sex, Heroin, big guns, fast funky cars, loose women,
Atlantis, angels, demons, nuns, witches, more nuns,
Eldorado, gold, cute space buddies, evil space aliens,
Murder, mystery, mayhem, love, necrophilia, more gold,
Girls, gadgets, gizmos, dirty laundry, cold blooded murder,
Albino henchmen, albino henchwomen, albino hunchbacks,
Stunning beautiful locations, Hull, Rhyl, Anthrax Island, Rock All,
Embroidery, bloodshed, more singing nuns, ticking bombs,
Foxy chicks, femme fatales, cute kittens, callous killers,
Lost puppies, moon creatures, hidden knowledge, strangulations,
Slow strangulations, sinister government departments,
Secret agents, double crossing, mayhem, death, laughter,
Champagne villains, beer guzzling heroes, lies, more lies,
High adventure, ripping yarns, car chases, more embroidery,
Fun, misery, happiness, more misery, redemption, more sex,
Poetry and poems both good and not so good,
And a Hand!
All this and much, much, more in...
The Hand!
It's gripping stuff!

Also coming soon at a cinema near you! ...
The Hand 2: Handshake of Hate, Horror And Heavy Handed Harassment.
Another tragic tall tale about a severed Hand.
A nun's Hand.
Lost in a tragic tiddlywinks accident...