The First Saltist Church Of Tariq Our Lord Comments

You missed out on so many salt references. That ain't kosher.

Salt is a preserver and early Christians were called "salt of the earth" because of their .message of light and life on a darkened (spiritually) earth at the time.

jefferson, i smiled at this as well. though i identify as an anabaptist christian, i imagine my response to born-again types, for whom voting republican is a doctrinal must, is similar to how you respond to your mother in this poem- minus the tariq thing. (explanation: if anything i'm generally more disgusted with democrats who in many respects have become indistinguishable from the elephant people. as to the choice between the two, it's something like choosing whether one wants to be stabbed in front or from behind.) another enjoyable read. thanks! glen

Hilarious, JC. I, who have dwelt on the banks of the Salt River in Tempe, will now be looking under every other unturned stone for references. Where was this pillar of salt in the Bible? I'll have to Google it.

figuratively beautiful poem