The Comeuppance Of The Creepiest Creep Of Creepville Poem by Shaun Cronick

The creepiest creep of Creepville,
Is back on the prowl again.
Just released from prison,
After a stretch of over ten.

He'll never learn his lesson,
Decency, a mere word to him.
For now it is getter darker,
He seeks yet another victim.

This one is very different,
Unique, not like the rest.
Knowing he'll come calling,
And rid her unwanted guest.

Already outside her bedroom,
As the light inside goes out.
His plan to make her suffer,
To end his ten year drought.

He steals inside her bedroom,
And she is nowhere to seen.
Only a huge blood pentagram,
Drawn by a Black Witch Queen.

Black candles light themselves,
Revealing a famished witch carnivore.
Who smiles and waves her wand,
As he's nailed to the pentagram floor.

Then she starts to lick her lips,
He looks so tasty and so fresh.
Now terrified as she reaches out,
Her hand now inside his flesh...

They never ever found his body,
For women not a loss so tragic.
And the creepiest creep of Creepville,
He simply disappeared by magic.