A man gets captured by cannibals
every day they poke him with spears
they use his blood to wash down their food
at the end of the week, he's in tears.
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I have been a punster all my life but I bow to the floor at the feet of the micetrow.
Terrific poem Chuck...I am in awe of your talent as a punster! ! Keep up the great writes! ! Hugs, Dee
A delicious feast of side splitting humour, tasty rhymes and a soupcon of wry wit -or should I say 'soup song'! Just brilliant - it' going in my favs - one to read, and re-read until it repeats itself. This has got to hold the record for puns - surely. Well worth the wait Chuck, looking forward to part 2! Justine
Wow o Wow o WOW! ! ! ! ! ! ! A tour de force of the farcical kind! I can't choose a favorite line - laughing much too HARD just now! ! ! You've thought of jokes that no one else ever would in a million years... Excellent queasy-funny stuff, Chuck! Glad you got cannibals on the brain of late, but you'd best shake 'em off before they take a bite... (that's all I got) ! Est : ]]]
My son just bit me whilst reading this Charles! lol! but I pinched him first honest. Great read indeedy. You are massively inspired dear Charles, there is a lot of eat up to be done, I specialise in cold blooded bittersweet bad boys myself, I am partial to the odd female grinch 2! ! ! rofl So looking forward to reading the next episode, I was writing a nursery rhyme today, funnily enough, Tai
Charles, you should be hosting your own cooking show on the Cannibal Network! Terrifyingly funny stuff(ing) ! ! Brian
Well, you did threaten to do it! I loved this Chuck - all the best of you. Now pass the salt! Hugs Anna xxx
That's a good specimen of black humour and the last stanza is perfectly in line with the title.