The bear is always bare. I have never seen a bear who was not bare. Or does he or she wear a coat of hair? Where does he or she go to buy a coat of hair so that he or she won't be a bare bear? Coats cost money. Bare bears have no money.
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Haha! That is a great bit of fun; I like it. It looks like prose and most of it reads like prose; but you've got some lovely rhymes thrown in too, and every now and then it breaks into rhythm. How about a compromise and call it a delightful piece of poetic prose. Irene