The 12 Days Of Christmas: (Alternative Version) Comments
For the plonker in the pear tree:
(Verse 1)
On the first day of Christmas, my worst foe sent to me
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Superb! Great humour displayed and very, very inventive. Great imagination at work. Thank you Dominic and five (not stolen rings) stars. And your worst foe is not the kind of person to rub up the wrong way. Still, your worst foe is clearly thinking about you this Christmas and it's the thought that counts. You have to credit him for that and being not exactly stingy bestowing his generosity, He's hardly Scrooge!
Thanks Shaun much appreciated...I knew you would get the humour of the piece. I thought it would be fun to subvert the jolly old, traditional version of the song...right up my street, so to nspeak!
Hi again Shaun...just listening to the automated voice reading my poem in its typical, monontonous manner without any sense of nuance or feeling. It's hilarious, though obviously unintentional!
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8/7/2025 9:16:27 PM # 1.0.0
It's god to revisit and reread something humorous, Something from poetry's left field, Something a little bit different, And something most enjoyable. A full score and thanks again my friend for something imaginative and quirky.