The Dyson V7 cordless,
Is my workhorse vacuum.
A handy great invention,
That quickly cleans a room.
When it's fully charged,
Off together we zoom.
And in no time at all,
All dust it does consume.
Why is it now struggling,
Hearing a low pulse noise.
I think I know the problem,
I must maintain boys toys.
I pull out the filter,
Run it under the tap.
Out pours dust and dirt,
And all kinds of crap.
Now dried and put back.
Resting safe and secure
Working like a charm,
Resuming our dustbust tour.
I thank you Mr Dyson,
For your most marvellous machine,
As me and my Trojan,
Keep everything nice and clean.
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Great domestic cleaning inspired poem Shaun..a worthy homage to Mr Dyson! Wouldn't it be great if his company created a virtual vacuum cleaner that could consume and clear away all on the crap from this site...if you get my drift. Anyway, my friend, it's a modern technology inspired 10 from me!