He couldn't sing.
He couldn't mime,
Sitting in his Dalek Frame
Dressed like Davros from that show,
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You catch the nervousness and humiliation of being last in a talent contest in muscular heroic couplets. I know the feeling.
It was one of Simon Cowell's shows. Can't remember if it was the X Factor or Britain's Got No Talent, as we call it. I mean I can't sing but this guy had got through to the Final stages. There's hope for the rest of us!
btw: favorite lines: Clearly helped by weird decisions. In ten long years I've seen no worse Except perhaps this ‘ere verse. :))))))))))))))))))
I think someone with a funny sense of humour put him through, someone really evil! Could have been me or you, Bri. He certainly made up for the mediocrity of the other contestants!