T.V Repair Man Poem by DM W

He proudly sports an 80's permed mullet
And a tacky ear ring; slightly eccentric
With bits of stubble on his double chin.
He drives a rusted white van; now looks grey.
He is known to exceed the speed limit
In built up areas & town centres.
He greedily gobbles greasy fish & chips
On weekdays; out of newspaper wrappers.
He watches Sky Sports; reads the Daily Star.
He has recently quit smoking but still
Likes the lagers while he's out on the lash.
He's quite stocky and 5ft six; although he
Has a stomach that bulges through his T Shirt.
He's an ardent fan of the Toon army
And likes a Kitkat with a cup of tea.
He's divorced but would like a brand new wife;
Likes AC/DC & Guns N' Roses;
Plays air guitar at the club on Sundays
He takes his time on jobs for what it's worth.
And makes damn sure that he charges the earth!