I tried to fix a broken tea cup
instead I super glued the cup to me!
Now I can hold on with one finger
while having my morning cup of tea!
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Ever wonder why
There's more glue there to try
To fix whatever you choose?
More than you'll ever use.
So you put the tube away
Where it'll be there for another day.
And sure enough the time comes when
You've broken something again.
Take that wonder bonding agent
From the place where it's been sent
To reserve if for this time
Repairing each and every kind.
Only to discover that super glue
Has an affinity for something new.
The cap is sealed, Oh so tight
And can't be removed with all your might.
So you twist and turn
Till finally a reward you've earned
Out the super glue comes a bursting
Covering everything and a gluing!
s
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Ever wonder why There's more glue there to try To fix whatever you choose? More than you'll ever use. So you put the tube away Where it'll be there for another day. And sure enough the time comes when You've broken something again. Take that wonder bonding agent From the place where it's been sent To reserve if for this time Repairing each and every kind. Only to discover that super glue Has an affinity for something new. The cap is sealed, Oh so tight And can't be removed with all your might. So you twist and turn Till finally a reward you've earned Out the super glue comes a bursting Covering everything and a gluing! s