Strange Knighthood Poem by Andesikuteb yamusa

I don't want to be knighted,
dressed in an elegant English suit,
Standing before the great immortal queen,
Smiling with a cup of coffee.

Please don't put a sir before my name,
Even a KBE after it i dont want,
Cos it is not me.

I will prefer to sit on a wooden stool,
Dressed with skins from our great big cats.
I will love it when you put a feather of a strange bird,
Maybe an eagle or even an owl
I will appreciate.

Call me with a lengthy name and sing ancient praises to my ears.
Please dance around me with a tail of a horse.

Let my people praise my achievement.
Sincerely i will prefer it to a hundred strange knighthood.