'But Officer, you surely are mistaken.
Perhaps it is your gadget getting old.
I never speed or break the law, you're making
an error of good judgment here, be told.
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Hello Herbert. I see that the anonymous coward is at work again. The poem was a little choppier than yours have been lately but still was a fun read.
I think we all at one time or another have wanted to say these as well as other things when officers pull us over....lol