It was the night before Christmas – Old Santa was p*ssed
He cussed out the elves and threw down his list
Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks
I have good mind to scrap the whole works
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And it certainly did make me smile, just when I absolutely needed it most. Hilarious poem Greg.
Hey, I'm in my regular christmas mood now after reading this jewel: Bahhhh Humbug. But seriously, gave me a giant smile. I always secretly thought Santa was incompetent, as he always screwed my gift up! The year I wanted a telescope; took it three years to finally arrive, and by then I had changed to wanting a boy.(sigh)
nice narrative poem, lovely rhymes...............10++++