Socrates Sock Comments

so this is the story of the Socrates Bible.. he kept it poked into his loincloth, a parcel of leaves, the first leaf being adams. heard you wanted to read it, bleed a bit out of it, your mouth sperting sputum, along with a cracked tooth and bent spleen. Apparently he said to Theaetetus 'look after this when i am dead' and so it was done and written on goatskin and stored in a clay pot through the centuries until today when i found it in my garden, remarkably well preserved, it being so dry out here. And I fortunately being a greek scholar am able to translate it pretty well too.

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