Snails Keep Away! Comments

Beautifully composed with great humour I really enjoyed this very entertaining write!

Is covered in goo. ..................... i laughed at this, but my snail cousins have made me swear to get even with the evil Englishman! don't be surprised when you go out to your car some night this week, to go to work, and you find that i've filled your swimming pool with beer and driven your convertible into it.......with the top down! ! like the rhyming, but my snail friends have your number NOW! they shall come from across the globe, including the two-foot-long African gray snails who have been known to eat a small child overnight, and they shall cover your home and release enough slime on it to bring photographers flocking from all of the European newspapers and television studios. your downfall will be recorded live, but you won't see it! ! ! how's that you brutal beast? bri :) p.s. i shouldn't tell you this, but....pssst.... i heard that putting copper foil around a pot will keep slugs/snails? away. something to do with electric charge? ?