Santa goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken.
The cocky young rooster walks over to the old rooster and says: 'OK, old fellow, time to retire.'
The old rooster says: 'You can`t handle all these chickens, look what it did to me! '
The young rooster replies: 'Now don`t give me a hassle about this old man. It`s time for the old to step aside and the young take over, so take a hike! '
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