After visiting some relatives
at their ranches, homes, and farms,
I discovered something
with four legs and two arms!
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Cowboy, I had to laugh at your alternate answer. Thanks for the humor!
I know it's too late, but I have a different solution. Uncle Mort and Uncle Henry each lost an arm during the war, so between the two of them, they have two arms and four legs!
Time has expired on this question and it's time to give the solution: an ARMCHAIR.
A n armchair.