Silly Ducks Poem by Richard Dates

Duck you fool!
The ducks are coming in low!
Isn't that just ducky.
But, 'Why a duck? '
Because the ducks were ducking
Their bills in the water,
Not paying them,
Those silly duckers.
The bass were hiding
In a depression in the lake,
Which was the local basshole.
In that deep pit
Were also found bullheads,
So it was called deep bullpit.
If you're a mother duck
Or a flying duck,
Then get away from that pit,
Cuz some guy with his red cap sticking up
Is shooting a load.
Duck you fool!