Oh what an annoyance
It happens to be
When my bladder, at night
Wakes me up for a wee
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Man's answer to this age old problem (or is it old age problem) was to design the en-suite bathroom, and we think we're clever? I'll read some more and cheer myself up!
Wow... Stevie I was waiting for a change of the sheets. Very funny and how brave you are to write about wee weee weee all the way home. Well done.
As poems go this is fowl But no I don't mess with my bowel If he says 'it time' I say 'ok that's fine' As I don't want to paint the town brown! Hahahahahaha
I hope you are not tempting fate here Stevie. Good poem though.
When you get to my age Stevie, there's no holding on, not for long anyway! ! Amusing and lighthearted.
Ahhhh....Sweet bliss. Such a relief. At last the poetry of bodily functions, a genre far too long neglected on PH. The common trials and tribulations of the common man and, who'd have known it, woman. Thank you.
'In your dreamed up latrines' So good. Regards