I once met a cute girl named Jane, 
who drove me completely insane.
She took off her bra, 
but I didn't get fa,
                
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This limerick has me in stitches. In fact I think I've wet my britches. Nice one Bri. Should have been r at the end of fa though. I'll excuse you this time.
Well this gave me a laugh. As we say here Bri you're a holy terror thanks for the smile I needed it today

 
                     
                
Like that lock and chain idea! Thank You Bri