I once met a cute girl named Jane, 
who drove me completely insane.
She took off her bra, 
but I didn't get fa, 
'cause she was guarded by lock and a chain.
(March 9,  2015)                
This limerick has me in stitches. In fact I think I've wet my britches. Nice one Bri. Should have been r at the end of fa though. I'll excuse you this time.
Well this gave me a laugh. As we say here Bri you're a holy terror thanks for the smile I needed it today
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
 
                     
                
Like that lock and chain idea! Thank You Bri