You know those scufflers in school that just do the
minimum amount of work to pass the class? Well, I
think it’s true in church too. Some people want to do
just the minimum to get into heaven. It’s like they
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Nicely put Prof. Not as well structured as some of your pieces in this series, but well enough to make this a very good read. I like how you are avoiding ranting it speaks volumes for your talent my friend.
Actually...it's sin all you want...just don't get caught with your pants down.
Hey Prof, this reminds me of vegetarians. There aren't just vegetarians, there are degrees of them. Real ones, lacto-ova, I just eat chicken, fish ain't meat, unfertilized eggs, but the real ones are called Vegans. Then you have the ones who wouldn't wear a leather belt if their pants were falling down. Go figure. But then I suppose that's the way for everything. Each to his own. Good write, funny stuff.
This is very funny Poetry Hound! I was thinking...Oh Crap, I think I'm a Scuffler! (Until your last bit.........nope, I'm not a Scuffler) :) Your poems always make me wonder what you are like in ''real life''. I bet you're quite a character! Very funny poem to start the day! Sincerely, Mary
Ha! I like irony in those last lines - embracing life or, err.. something, anyway. -chuck