Scouse Pies Poem by Tom Allport
Scouse Pies
Rating: ★5.0
There is a lot
Of things you can do
In fifteen minutes
Except... maybe not poo
For when constipation arrives
It will bring tears
To your screwed up eyes
As you sit and wait and wait
And then curse eating far to many scouse pies.
Thursday, August 17, 2017
Topic(s) of this poem: humour
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8/2/2025 8:25:44 PM # 1.0.0
Yes, so many things including pooing except when passing through a phase of constipation. I think it (constipation) develops because people have forgotten how to laugh in life. This poem will be a big help Thanks, Tom.