Late last night, I think I spotted a creepy
Looking ghoul, or perhaps it was a zombie.
I'm certain its flesh was all wrinkled and lined.
Why it appeared to be as old as time:
Possibly around the age of ninety nine.
It eerily scowled and snarled, but never smiled.
Anyway, it looked a lot like Prince Philip,
And it was scavenging for food from my bins!
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
Yep! That's Phil the Greek alright. For he's sitting on his right royal a r s e looking right royally vacant. Monsters do dwell within this kingdom and can been seen and heard every week only on bin day. Thank you Dominic for making me laugh and a great picture to boot! ! ! .10++
Thanks Shaun...I knew you would appreciate this particular, deeply sardonic poem.