I like the scary movies, whether classic or brand new
The bloodier- the better, is my twisted point of view
I hope to see the victims disemboweled with an axe
Until some entrails hit the floor I just cannot relax.
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HA HA HA! Your writing reminds me of a bit more mature, ever more sardonic Shel Silverstein. I really think your poems are pretty hilarious, but also well written. This was great! I am still scarred from watching Friday the 13th, when I was like 11 or 12...
Second encounter and I'm betting you can't keep it up. I am not a fan of violence but you have gorgeous wording and that I can respect. Kelly and I are going to compete by taking the same old joke and converting it into a limerick. If your quality level continues, I am sure you will be invited to join in. Wouldn't it be a kick if all three limericks were identical like three monkeys at a keyboard?