Rules Of Propaganda Poem by Randy McClave

The 9 fundamental principles of propaganda is this
Give all your opponents a Judas kiss,
Then with deliberate rumors harm a person to a loss
You then can help nail your enemies on a cross

BIG LIE -
Always choose the big lie over the small
That is the first main lesson that is a necessary call,
The masses will believe it more readily
And then they'll have faith in it more steadily.

FOCUS -
Use only one or maybe two selling points
Which with them anoints,
Don't make them feel lost or confused
Because, they are easily duped and used.

REPEAT -
Use them over and over until even your enemies know them by heart
Use the very same lie from the very start,
If you repeat the same lie over and over again
They will believe it as truth, with an amen.

BLAME -
Never waver, acknowledge no doubt, always blame
Never credit the other side, debase, defame, dehumanize, and shame
Remember it is always their fault
And always curse, swear, judge and then assault.

PROVOKE -
First attract attention, then appeal to all emotions
Have confusion with all commotions,
Stir up, arouse, induce, call forth an activity with interaction
Then incite to stimulate into an evil action.

CRISIS -
Shades of gray don't work
Issues must be life/death, good/evil, freedom/slavery, love/hate as the perk,
Make them believe you will save and protect them
Then they will all sing you a hymn.

EMOTIONAL SYMBOLS -
Good slogans have no literal meaning
They are used just for the beginning the weaning,
But, they cause people to fight and rob and even kill
They must have a strong emotional appeal.

PANDER -
Ignore intellectuals and reasonable arguments
Make the foolish and the imbecile believe of your words and innocence, 
Target the unthinking masses with powerful emotional pitches
And the slow and the ignorant will call the opposition witches.

NO LIMITS -
Ignore all moral limits whenever you deem it useful
Sound threatening and try to sound truthful,
Attack and threaten their children and also their spouses
And give out the addresses to their houses.

Remember always be a liar and also uncaring and ruthless
And always be judgmental and truth-less,
Remember to always be unsympathetic and hateful and never kind
Propaganda, is the backdoor hack into your mind.

Randy L. McClave