Rebirth Poem by Dr Vidya Hariharan

If I had to be reborn
I would like to be a cat.
Why, you ask, a cat?
Well, then, do you not know
About the secret life
And unique psyche
Of these felines?
Cats are royal creatures,
And they know this fact for sure.
They have loyal followers
Who feed and care for them.
They really serve no purpose,
Unlike your friendly dog.
Cats will bestow their love
As and when they feel,
Their affection is not for demand,
But given only if you ask nicely.
They can be extremely snooty
And they are blessed with nine lives.
So, tell me, dear reader,
Aren't I wise to wish to be a cat?