Random Conversation Poem by Rodney Dufault

I thought this was really fun and awesome. I woke up today and there was not only snow everywhere...but crows and trash all over the yard. I was not excited for that one bit. Lee got a text from who we thought was the trash guy who we had called to see if they had come or if they weren't coming at all. It was the latter, unfortunately. BUT. It was not the trash guy, just some random person. They kinda got in a little rhyme battle so to speak. To me, this was awesome. I had to share it, 'cause it was nice and all, and there was some rhyme in it from a random person. Lee was like 'WTF, why's everybody rhyming! ? ' HAHA. Max told her the other day that I taught him how to rhyme, but he's perfecting it. Also awesome.

Vlad? : Hello
Lee: Hi who dis?
Vlad? : That's what I was wondering.
Lee: You first.
Vlad? : Ladies first, it's only polite.
Lee: Lee?
Vlad? : This is not he but I am me. This is Vlad.
Lee: Are you the trash guy? I am not she. I am me. Are you you? And I'm through.
Vlad? : I am not the trash guy but I am the guy who'd take out the trash.
Lee: I am lost. Must have got our wires crossed. Have a good day.
Vlad? : Best of luck finding your way (tips hat) . Good day.