Quizzes On Zoom Poem by Phil Soar

Playing pub quizzes on Zoom
No-one in the same room
Answering questions and cheating
Sitting on the floor and eating
Catching a break for a pee
And making a cup of nice tea
Questions so awkward you guess 'em
Wishing you'd listened in lessons
Geography's out of your league
Math ones just give you fatigue
You're special at sport, so you think
But not when you've guzzled that drink
And History's just dates, kings and queens
And things that you only can dream
It just passes and hour or two
With the lockdown it's all you can do