Prostatic Pissmoaner Poem by Hippo Bass

not so critical see the silver lining
they mean well why so negative
try their hardest don't they
can you do better well then
spend all their free time complaining partners
are you willing to sacrifice well I am not
someone has to do it or else
nothing happens nope nada zilch
i admire them good deeds idealism
so keep your trap shut and give credits

i must shut up can't say a thing
gagged by people
too fucked up to do something
lacking in heart and brainpower
their guilty conscience absolved by
the ministry of do-gooders and benefactors
having trouble stepping aside
i confront and mirror mirror
who is the biggest dipshit in the land
accused of disrespect because
no loyalty to those little windbags who
tell me how relevant they are who
do not address structure and
analyse context and society
no rather consolidate thus a platform for
their occasional charity their
perversion better than nothing
what a platitude what a falsehood
me a pissmoaner well a bit according to
them one with enlarged prostate frequent pee
might be right but still
not much fun for them so please don't push it
sure you can have criticism but
not so harsh need to live
with these people and mean well
do it for themselves justification
is wretched situation elsewhere created by
yes tell me by who yes exactly
me a pissmoaner oh yes and i
gladly take a soaking wet piss on you bigot


Translation of Prostatige azijnpisser by Hippo Bass