unconditionally confess I'm a certifiable mess
a noxious provocateur who emits a foul stench
insufferable cold and callous, I've an arsenal of malice
nurtured from vendettas that leave you cold and drenched
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You're certainly not pulling any punches in this extraordinary poem. Rarely do we come across a poet who publicly shares such a deeply honest self-assessment through the use of dark humour.
2) And pulls it off with such great flair. My hat goes off to you, my friend!