Now Valentine has come and gone,
the mop just never turned her on.
I think, I'm going to, next year,
give her a carton of cold beer.
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Well, I think this poem would've been a lovely present. (If you didn't insult her mom in it!) It's very cute though. Hope you had a great Valentines Day! sincerely, Mary
Never met my mother-in-law, wished i had.Unfortunately my in law had passed from this life before we could ever meet.I'm sure that chanced meeting would have been a real wonderful treat.For if she was anything like her daughter, we'd get along because my wife is so much smarter.Are you really the controlling master or is she in charge? , Are you the private, and she the sarge? Just remember-Drinking and driving does not mix too well. This poem was very whimsical and humerous.Best regards!