We’ve grown sperm in a Petri dish, and have power tools in pink,
there’s gizmos for jar lids, and stuff for blocked up sinks.
From suffragettes to girl-power we left the men behind,
but while embracing my fundament I never lost the wonderment
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Couldn't get much more topical than this, and it rolls along splendidly. Great fun, with a wistful aftertaste.