Perjury Comments

A fabulous poem from a fabulous poet! End is amazing. May Valsa keep writing, is my humble wish!

Well penned hilarious poem on the old timers prowess claim to fame. Thank you Valsa for making me laugh out loud.10+

Ha ha ha! ! valsa this is crazy.. I would love to meet either Tom or Sam.. perhaps could prove the waitress wrong... I'm laughing all the way...Love it.. I read your note. you made me curious about Edwards and Daniels poems. Will read them.....

Besides giving me hope yu have also made my day brigter. Thanks for sharing this lovely poem.-10

Am looking for that waitress so I too can be a little manly in my senility! (10)

i'm sure there are plenty of other things said about Valsa which she HASN’T heard. some of them may even be 'good' things. are Daniel and Bri holding hands? only Valsa and he and i know! not that there is anything wrong with THAT! ok, i was thinking of looking for a poem from valsa to read this week. might as well be this one. OK, both witty and humorous indeed! ! yes, it is true, I DID laugh at the ending. yes, I truly did. oh, not an excessively long nor loud laugh, but a laugh in fact. so which was i? Tom or Sam? statutory rape I would plead guilty to, but not the OTHER kind! I’d get a good lawyer for that one. isn’t your husband a lawyer? ? ? ? ? nice comments, from Kavya especially. a very fine, and ultimately funny tale. where is that coffee shop located? ? ? and here is a poem I’ve been slow to type and submit, but I have to do it now. Has someone been reading my mind ……………… from across the seas? ! - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - FLIRT ALERT Sexually-suggestive speaking to a “skirt” …… can lead others to berate you as a flirt …., at least if you’re a guy who’s already “taken”. From flirtations, such a flirt should awaken! Cast off the temptation to tempt arousal …… when the target of your aims is a skirt-“non-spousal”. That is ……..a woman or girl who’s NOT your wife. To do otherwise may put at jeopardy your life …., or at least your home life …………..with YOUR mate. Stop flirting NOW! It’s still NOT too late! ! I know of what I’m speaking, as I now do write. Flirting did cast on my marriage a bit of blight. But now all seems to be settled down at home, as long as I remain settled down ….. and I no longer ‘roam’. ============================================================ and if rape, with a bit of humour/humor thrown in with it, is something you might be interested in (reading about) , you may read my LONG: The Rape(S) That Didn'T Go As Planned......[very Long; Lust; Humor; Drama] reviewed 11/21/2012 Valsa, your poem, of course, goes to MyPoemList. bri :)

Verily, an amusing one,

Ha ha ha..........Just 30 days. for 89 years old man it was proud moment but I suppose for cute young waitress it would be an embarrassing step. I liked it. And you could have easily made one limerick on this as well.

No one can deny you are humorous with all the limericks speaking loud. You turned a joke into an interesting poem with weave of words. Thank you.

Not only are you witty and humorous, you are an excellent writer and story teller!

hahah too good Mam...the poem started on a serious note, i too felt bad as to where did Tom disappear and all of a sudden this humorous twist..........lolllllllllllllll

Beautiful imagery is drawn in this wonderful poem. Making the remaining days joyful is wise art of life of age old persons. So nicely envisioned....10