Perfect Poem by Nellie Isabelle Steward Cooper

I have reached perfection in transforming a person, place or thing into an inert harmless vapor (all nouns beware and be forewarned...)

My most recent mantra: vaporize, vaporize, vaporize... forever and forever...(or at least until all opposition is gone)

You may say: please don't bore me to death with all your extraneous thoughts

Be aware I am hoping to have this ability very soon... but for now I must resort to other methods to accomplish my objectives

It not being a unique power however... as many are already progressing rapidly in this direction

This may be the reason you feel so physically, emotionally and spiritually exhausted and terrible after each extended lecture

Not to mention a benumbed butt

So be informed a rambling nonsensical one sided discussion can become severe and deadly if permitted to last tooooo long

Please keep in mind college professors are supposed to bore people to death with long rambling lectures...that don't go anywhere

Just be careful...as some day you may become bored to death I'm working on the possibility as this really does suit my fancy.. much more than does vaporization

But for now it's vaporize, vaporize, vaporize...

I consider this to be an excellent start as well as an excellent finish...! ! !