Peeing In The Sink Comments

Would you sink so low Herbert! ! I feel you might be going down the drain. Ha! Perhaps a cork might be the answer, but I'm sure the relief is worth using this unusual form of recepticle, and or course there is always the convenience of it. It is obviously the right solution to your ablutions. Great write as usual from your pen............! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Love Ernestine XXX

Well Herb you've hit the spot That most don't even think about It's the where and why In the night that makes men cry For you see When at night one takes a pee The light is so much better there Than on the throne like chair Where the decision must be Whether to sit or stand when taking a pee Too much mind work at this time Makes it difficult to hit the target on a dime It's so much easier to just address The sink and relieve yourself from stress And once the flow begins to start (One can even do it in the dark) The satisfaction of knowing that You've mastered with eclat The mission that you came to do Now remember to wash you hands of drippings few And with this mission accomplished, sure You've saved some five gallons of water or more And doing something for the planet's care A green for sure you are How proud you must be That in addition to poetry You've made your statement of how it goes When the urine begins to floe. s