Pam. Poem by Buddy Bee Anthony

Pam
the Pamster
Oh pamnificent one.
I'll bring you zoo zoo's
you bring the Pam Bams.
Pambler, a fast and loose light fingered
pam gambler
Sweet home
Pom pom Pam a lamb, a lamb a lamb.
dairy princess at the rodeo
Southern schooled and Southern bred,
Uber Pam invoking
Pam privilege,
and matching indifference.
primping, preening,
rushed, to
every crime scene.
First responder to be seen
Pam prancer
and Dancer
blonde suave and complete.
under your Pam plume of mystery
It's affirmed and confirmed,
you're
Pamtacular.
Ram Jam power with dual 750's
polished chrome
jets under the hood
Heavy Duty Suspension
But, do us all a big favor
Pam slam on the brakes
before you crash
get arrested, tried and convicted,
branded and locked down with the damned.
Launching a best little Pam like you
on the perpetual Lam
and in debt deep to Uncle Sam.
Spamming throughout the land your Pam-demic
until your epic story
is worth less than
a gram
maybe even a dram
of slam
Thank you
Pam