Paddy Tells His Barber Why He Can'T Kill Rosie Comments

Barney, I'm pro-life so I can't kill Rosie, no matter that I caught her in bed with Wilbur. I'm a Catholic so if I were to kill her, I'd go straight to Hell if I were to die before going to confession.

And even if I go to confession, and Jesus Christ forgives my sin, imagine how long I'd be in Purgatory. It would take years to strip away the stain- not the guilt- of that sin from my soul. Christ's death on the cross took care of the guilt but I'd still have the stain.
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