P.C. Poem Poem by David Welch

I recently wrote a poem, but I was afraid it might upset modern sensibilities.So, to be safe, I sent it to the Feminist Union of Caring and Kindness, the Committee for Using Nuanced Terminology, and the Newark Politic Congress to remove all potentially offensive terms.Enjoy…

- - -to - - - - - a
- - - - -stairs - - - -,
- - - the - - chair - - .
Once - - - - - - - and

- - - - - - - -ing,
- - - - - - - -, but
- - -through - - - - -;
- - - in- - - , - - - !

- - - , - -every- - -
- - -: - , - , - - , - -.
- -on - - , - - - - - - -,
- - - - -, - - weed.

Ahhhh….it feels so good to express yourself!
No, wait, it doesn't?Expressing joy in expression might hurt the feelings of the creatively-impaired?Oh, - - , sorry.