Owning Three Vibrators Poem by James McLain

I have one silver bullet with a string cord for retrieval.
A curved one for Gspot/prostate stimulation
and a medium sized moon plug with a corded remote.
The curved one tends to creep out and the moon plug fits nice
I twittered Sara Palin and solidly.
When the curved one is properly ring seated
and everything is turned on,
the result can be a powerful force gushing.
The moon plug makes me feel so naughty
that I start to ooze in slug like anticipation.
It takes a few tries to get in,
I am always surprised when the knob finally passes through.
I usually remove and re lube.
If it goes in easy and plops out easy,
I push and pull rapidly until I can't remain standing
and finally push it in and pull my panties over it to keep it there.
My last lunch with this had me bucking wildly
against anything sturdy enough to provide some resistance.
I was gyrating on the couch,
bucking on the edge of the cushion,
rocking on my black pumps,
I rode a wheeled stool around
like lapdancing tomcat to get a diamond necklace.
That was the kind of date
one would pledge their soul for said, Patricia.