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Gaia, The World (nee Earth)
Suddenly, at home, aged 4.5 billion years, The World Gaia (nee Earth) ,
surrounded by her loving nucleur family, Gaia passed away after a long
battle with humanity. She is survived by her husband of 3 billion years, Luna, eight siblings, Mercury, Venus, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus and Neptune, and countless cosmic cousins. Predeceased by a younger brother, Pluto.
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