Thursday, June 29, 2006

One Day At The Gym Comments

Rating: 2.8

I had a dream last Tuesday night that Jesus showed
up at my gym and started working out. At first, I
was delighted and honored. But I thought it odd that
he pretty much stuck to that machine where you sit
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Anna Russell 09 July 2006

Now, would he wear Nikes or is that Pagan blasphemy? Mr Hound, once again with the funny funny funny. I always rekoned Jesus was sexy (what with the charismatic rebel thing) but now I hear he's buff too? Well on the lower half anyway. You sharp and witty man you. Have a 10. Hugs Anna xxx

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Debora Short 29 June 2006

Heck...what a missed eBay opportunity...lol

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Patient Spirit 29 June 2006

Well perhaps he will remember your good deed, and save you later, oh...ya, it was only a dream.Whew. :) A hilarious poem, and fantastic imagery. A clear picture throughout.

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HOHOHA HAAHA! ! my God, PoHo, where do you get this stuff? i think what's most admirable about your 'religious musings' is that they are outstandingly witty without descending to all out vulgarity to make a point. good on ya! Jake

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... ... 29 June 2006

funny. know what else is funny? this new business with the links. i clicked on michael's comment was led to a treadmill sales page. there was a choice of smooth economy, smoth mid-priced, and smooth-premium. they all sounded quite smooth.

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Michael Shepherd 29 June 2006

I guess His cross-trainers gave the game away? And the towel wasn't his - some thoughtful guy on the neighbouring treadmill threw it to him when they saw he was sweating blood...

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