Once A Classic Poem by me poet yeps poet

CLASSIFIED AS A CLASSIC.......by a great poet

Okay I accept your challenge
next one will be on a house wife
one who is ever nagging, at 55,
most of the while.

your tummy is so big
'tis like you were in ninth month
your beard so shabby
your shave a rapscallion

gosh smelling foul yellow teeth
use some sweetened toothpaste
wow your nose you pick
like a chameleon

what errors did I make
when I gave unto you,
youthful mistake
all gals make

I vow never to marry you,
if I return your way again
so get out of my sight
give me your purse
divorce I shan't give you
nothing could be worse

I shall deny you myself
that'll be the best help
you dare a woman man
now get lost
else the judge misery
does so lavishly reward ...