Whale, ewe maydit tru da furs Okie pome, sew hears da secun. Eye'll tryin mayke dis'n eezyer too reed. Ya'll gotta no dat eats knot to harred too rite dis, butt eye'm tryin' m-eye hardist too rite eat sew ewe cun awl reedit! Sew data taykes sum thyme. Eye meen eat taykes ut leest uh cuppula ours too rite wonna deese. Jes tink if'n eye hadd two corrict mye spalin' ‘n punchew-ashun ulso. Eye meen eat wood tayke mee fourebber! Lit's git too da pome. Hear eat iz:
Eye wonce hadd uh dawg culled Britney
Hiz immage wuz da spitney (Dat meens da Spittin' Immage)
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