Okie Secun Pome Poem by Pleasant Dabbs

Whale, ewe maydit tru da furs Okie pome, sew hears da secun. Eye'll tryin mayke dis'n eezyer too reed. Ya'll gotta no dat eats knot to harred too rite dis, butt eye'm tryin' m-eye hardist too rite eat sew ewe cun awl reedit! Sew data taykes sum thyme. Eye meen eat taykes ut leest uh cuppula ours too rite wonna deese. Jes tink if'n eye hadd two corrict mye spalin' ‘n punchew-ashun ulso. Eye meen eat wood tayke mee fourebber! Lit's git too da pome. Hear eat iz:

Eye wonce hadd uh dawg culled Britney
Hiz immage wuz da spitney (Dat meens da Spittin' Immage)
Uv ma frends dogg knamed Kidnee
Whale, Britney dyed ‘n Kidnee cryed
Acuz hee's uh liver ‘n Brit's uh dyer

Hee's uh Liver ha ha...git eat?
Kidnee's uh Liver... knot uh pancreeze
Ora gull blatter ora stummuck butta Liver!
Mye kidnees arr badd. Eye tink mye libber's oak hay.

Eye'm reel surry acuz eye coodn't finnish
Dat lass pome. Eat gawt to harred fer mee too rite.
Sew eye'll stard anudder won rite heer:

Tree blined mise, Tree blined mise
Sea howday runn. Sea howday runn
Dey awl wran aftur da farmur's whyfe
Hoo cutt awf dere tails widda carbing nife
Deed ewe ebber sea sucha site inn ure lief
Az tree blined mise, tree blined mise

Dare, dat's uh laught bitter dan da lass won,
Ya no? Whale, Eye gotta gogh (Van)two bedd
sew aisle ind dere! Until da nixt won. Bye,
c aaron