Of Robotics And Me Poem by Gayathri Seetharam

Of robotics and me
-Gayathri B. Seetharam
In my mid-thirties, on Sauble Beach during a family outing,
I had heard the song, Sex on the Beach,
And of course, legalities intrude in practising the specifics of this song
And on this note, I must draw your attention
To another song I had heard in the gym which had
The heroine singing two lines, I find you attractive,
Will you go to bed with me?
And the saxophone triumphantly announces its presence
In synch with the intensity of her crooning
I did not blatantly proposition anyone
But I think that sex on the beach in Miami would be beautiful
Unless one begins to feel the cold after the heat
I shall invent a robot which has a twin mechanism
Of sucking each of my breasts simultaneously while I am making out with myself
This is a question to all those biomedical engineers out there
Would the intensity of the orgasm be more
I have to resort to the basics of robotics and I did look up a couple of websites
And the basis of it is the Archimedes principle of the mechanism of the lever
And as a wise person on Google said or implied,
A semi-conductor diode with a pot trim resistor
Would be an aspect of it
But apart from the fact that the flow of current would be in one direction
And resistance would be minimal making the current flow higher,
The specifics elude me
However, I say, use a transformer and place a metallic hand on a lever
And see if the electrical field created by the transformer
Which is two sets of magnets with lower and higher (step-up)
Turns of wire around them and a battery on either side rather than a switch
And a pot trim resistor on the higher number of turns of wire-side,
Would activate the lever
If it does, Ladies and Gentlemen, I have to figure out a way to make this happen
For the door to career oriented paycheques is closed in my direction
And this would operate the handle to a door
Luckily for me, all the doors in our home have knobs
A knob is a more complicated mechanism for you have to turn the knob
The door handle is an indicator of how much leverage I have in the work force
And some years ago, I said that my cleavage in a round neck blouse
Would give me leverage and it is sadly enough, not true
For the male sex has qualms about using a married engineer-writer-artist's willingness
To expose her primary assets
Look at all the official sources and most important of all, the Prime Minister of Canada,
Who is impervious, well, almost, impervious to my considerable charm
Holding office ain't easy, is it?
But tarry a while, I have a lot of work to my credit
And I do hope that all of it works wonders in my direction.